10 Reasons Why Having a Sister is The Best Thing
My sister is an old fart now. So, to make her not feel so old (ya old fart) I'm writing this piece about her and why she is the best thing that ever happened to me (I'm so young and you're so old).
She is now at the ripe age of 27. Yeesh. old. Alright I'm done CJ my bad. I love you so incredibly much it makes me want to throw a temper tantrum.
Here are 10 reasons why having a sister is the best thing.
1. She'll make you laugh
2. She'll do the fun things with you
3. She'll let you be yourself
4. She'll teach you how to be a bad bitch
5. She'll teach you how to be incredibly kind
6. She'll teach you how to be brave
7. She'll show you why silly boys are irrelevant
8. She'll teach you stuff
9. She won't tell Ma (but Ma will find out anyway)
10. She'll always be there